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29/12/2016

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I hope you have all had a great time over this holiday period.  But it's n​ow time to get back to work and get back into normality, sort of.

Beasties, I am talking about Nessie, The Kracken and Megalodon, so lets start with the one that's causing the most excitement at the moment and that's Megalodon.  ​Megalodon is an extinct species of shark that lived approximately 23 to 2.6 million years ago, during the Cenozoic Era. The taxonomic assignment of C. megalodon has been debated for nearly a century, and is still under dispute.  Go-pro cameras and YouTube, videos have started appearing of very large creatures in our oceans and seas, most I believe to be mis-identification, the obvious being the Whale Shark, the whale shark is a slow-moving filter-feeding shark and the largest known extant fish species. The largest confirmed individual had a length of 12.65 m and a weight of about 21.5 t. 
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So whats the chances of a shark being around after 23 - 2.6 million years?  Well the answer is fair to middleling, there are parts of the oceans and seas that we have not been to yet, in fact we know more about Mars and the Moon than we do about the waters on this planet, so it could be that a family of Megalodon still exist only coming to the surface rarely, there are NO images that I consider to be true images (not made up by Photoshop junkies) however this does not mean that they do not exist.
The primitive-looking coelacanth (pronounced SEEL-uh-kanth) was thought to have gone extinct with the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. But its discovery in 1938 by a South African museum curator on a local fishing trawler fascinated the world and ignited a debate about how this bizarre lobe-finned fish fits into the evolution of land animals.
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Artist impression of Megalodon
Which brings me on to Nessie, Loch Ness is a large, deep, freshwater loch in the Scottish Highlands extending for approximately 23 miles (37 km) southwest of Inverness. Its surface is 52 ft (16 m) above sea level. Loch Ness is best known for alleged sightings of the cryptozoological ​Loch Ness Monster, also known affectionately as "Nessie". It is connected at the southern end by the River Oich and a section of the Caledonian Canal to Loch Oich. At the northern end there is the Bona Narrows which opens out into Loch Dochfour, which feeds the River Ness and a further section of canal to Inverness. It is one of a series of interconnected, murky bodies of water in Scotland; its water visibility is exceptionally low due to a high peat content in the surrounding soil.81 years ago Colonel Robert Wilson made a grainy black and white photo (Later admitted by the Colonel to be fake) of a shape that resembled a prehistoric creature that was emerging from the icy waters of Loch Ness. The photo was published in the Daily Mail and since then the sightings of Nessie, perhaps the most famous monster in the world, became almost impossible to keep up.
Up to the present day, people are still searching for “Nessie” and even Google has joined the search, why?
Again it's possible that some animals got isolated from the sea and remain in the Loch, but as yet no real proof has been put forward.

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                    Google Earth Image                                          Striped Raphael Catfish (Platydoras armatulus)
Have a close look at Googles image of Nessie and the image of the catfish, the cat on the right is about 4" long, look closely to the catfish it's almost identical to the shape in the Google image.

The Kraken is a legendary sea monster of giant size that is said to dwell off the coasts of Norway and Greenland. A number of authors over the years have postulated that the legend originated from sightings of giant squids that may grow to 12–15 meters (40–50 feet) in length, despite the fact that the creature in the original tales was not described as having tentacles and more closely resembled a whale or crab. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the kraken have made it a common ocean-dwelling monster in various fictional works. It was first described by the Dane, Erik Pontoppidan in his first book: Det første forsøg paa Norges naturlige Historie, forestillende dette kongeriges Luft, Fjelde, Vand, Væxter, Metaller, Mineraliser, Steen-arter, Dyr, Fugle, Fiske og omsider Indbyggernes Naturel, samt Sædvaner og Levemaad, I-II, Kbh. 1752-1753.  Scource Wikipedia.
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So there you have it, my take on the beasties.
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Last day at work

21/12/2016

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So today is my last day at work, thank god for that, this year has been a real struggle with a bunch of very needy and idiot students.
I am obviously getting too old to deal with them for 7 hours a day, the needies are a real pain, they use their mental health to squirm out of assignments and any work that I set them, and I am getting pissed off with it, as an example, one student is on the "Asperger's" spectrum and he has to look at everything I have when I bring it into the classroom, i.e. a note pad with some of my notes in, he just pickes it up and starts reading it, so I ask, what are you doing? he replies, looking at the notes, Fuck off you nosey little turd I say, he replies but I want to know whats going on, WTF, if I leave my laptop open he will go through the files to see whats on the computer, so I speak to the support staff who tell me that he just needs to know or he gets aggitated and nervious, so what I'm thinking is this, he's not looking through my shit.  I have to date upset hime nearly every day, and the staff are telling me that I am being mean, MEAN? Fuck off thats all I have got to say on this issue.

​Anyway, on to the holidays, and yes I mean Christmas, as you all know I just hate Chrismas, in fact I have been walking around the college wearing my Bah Humbug hat and jumper, Christmas is for the under 8's, once they get past that age the little buggers know it's all about the money, my son, bless him, knows my feelings about Christmas and doesn't make a big thing about it when he is around me, but I know he just loves this time of year and really gets into it, it helps this year as his new partner has a 2 year old, so I wish him and his new instant family a great time, so what will I be doing this Christmas, I will be clearing out my studio and installing all my new specialist tools for my new hobby that is Guitar making and reapairs.

I have been playing guitar for over 45 years so it's nothing new to me, but building a guitar from scratch is on my bucket list, those close to me know that if I do something, I am going all out on it and do it properly, that incluse all the right gear, also, all the right ideas, so a new venture for me, so I am going to be an Astrologer/Horologist/Luthier, should look cool on my business card, LOL.

To all my readers I really do wish you a Very Merry Christmas.

​Grumpy Old Man.
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Bah Humbug

1/12/2016

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So it's started, those damn songs in shops that send you insane, yes I am talking about Christmas song, if I hear Noddy Holder sceaming IT"S CHISTMAS one more time I am going to rip that speakers from the store ceilings and never visit the shop again.

Already in the office the kids are hanging tinsel, lights and balls everywhere, FFS, it's the 1st of December, Christmas don't start until midnight the 24th, and finishes midnight 26, or so it should, I have made my corner of the office a christmas free zone, I FUCKING HATE CHRISTMAS, yes that's right I hate it, when my son was little I tollerated it, I even put decorations and trees up, as far as I am concerned it's a kids holiday and a parents finacial disaster, christmas is now all about who is going to buy presents for who? Why? the only people really enjoying Christmas are the retailers, they live for this time of year.

So why do I hate it so much, well I am a real Ebanezer Scrooge, however, unlike Eb, I will not be embracing Christmas , ever, so all those idiots in the office are wasting their time trying to convince/convert me to enjoy this time of year.  I have never enjoyed Christmas, even as a kid, and don't get me started on New Years eve, what the fuck is different from one day to the next, NOTHING.

Anyway, noting more than you would expect from a grumpy old git like me, moaning about santa's and glitter that gets everywhere, so I will not be wishing anyone a Merry Christmas, all I will say is I hope you get what you deserve.

​BAH HUMBUG.......................
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