What the hell is going on with the weather, one minute I am in my string vest then wearing winter jumpers and coats? Last week it was chilli but I would say brisk but not cold, last night it poured with rain and then the temperature dropped below freezing so I had to scrape solid ice off the car this morning before leaving for work, it would appear that we no longer have the slow changes between the seasons any more, I can remember as a kid that the seasons changed gradually, in the spring the flowers like daffs and crocuses would appear then came April with its showers, we knew summer was coming when the rain stopped, then summer would make its way in, flowers blooming after the ‘April Showers’ the 6 week summer holidays would be mostly dry and warm, never to hot except for 1976, then Autumn, my favourite time of year, amazing colours as the trees turned and the leaves fell, then slowly getting colder and by November a good chance of snow for a couple of months, then we start all over again. So what’s happened? Global Warming? Or, just the earth doing it’s natural thing, we know the poles are moving around so we will have to wait and see.
The Budget, what can I say about that, it would appear at first glance that it’s progressive and going the right way, giving room for BREXIT when we finally leave the Europeans behind us, but listening to the radio this morning and that arsehole Corbin I worry what will happen to all the good work by the Conservatives if Labour get back in, the last time they run the country we ended up in so much shit and debt its taken this long to get back on track, if they get in the country will be plunged into a recession or worse for years. I am not really a political animal and normally keep my thoughts to myself but I am seriously worried about a Labour Government.
Being PC, yeah I do mean Politically Correct, I am damn sure that what I am about to say will piss a lot of people off, so let’s go.
I was talking to my son the other day and an advert came on the telly, it was a White woman, a Black guy and 2 mixed race kids, my son said that he was fed up with nearly all the ads now containing mixed race couples, I had not thought about it before but watched the next commercial break and he was right all the ads had mixed race couples? Why? Do White people not marry white people anymore and the same goes for the black/Asian community’s? The problem is, in my view that we can’t talk about it openly and say how we feel, now, I do not consider myself a racist in anyway shape or form, my great grandmother was black, but I just see her as my Great Grandmother nothing else, however I do think that the country has gone PC mad, when we can’t say ‘Bah Bah Black sheep’ anymore something is wrong. So is my son racist, no, not in the least but he is just getting fed up with PC being everywhere, take the LGBT community as an example, do I care what and who people think they are? No, I don’t give a fuck, however when your born with a dick between your legs and when your asked what sex you are and the reply is ‘I haven’t made up my mind yet’ something is wrong mentally with that person, yeah, yeah, before you start shouting there are a very small number of people born with Dicks but are chemically a woman, I feel for those people as it’s a genuine issue, but they do have the option of a sex change operation, but just saying ‘I haven’t made up my mind’ is totally fucked up, and yes I am talking from experience from students filling in enrolment forms for college. Both my son and I are involved in the film/TV industry, things have changed but the next time he works on a DVD cover he said he may change the colour of the people to grey, why grey, it's neutral, LOL, WTF, but come on If I was making a TV ad for say home insurance, it would be a white couple, or a Black/Asian couple, mixed race couples are a very small percentage, 9% of the population, so it's not really representative of whats really going on in the UK.
So, is the way we are bringing up our kids, no I think it’s the PC brigade and their you can’t say this you can’t say that, well I say ‘Fuck Off you twats’ I will say what I like and if you don’t like it, go fuck yourself, if you can and you if know what sex you are?
Which takes me onto Misogyny, yes I am a misogamist of sorts, I don’t hate women I love them, hell what’s not to like, but, do I believe that I should provide for my ‘Female’ partner, yes, do I think she should be at home cleaning, cooking me dinner and have my pipe and slippers ready for when I get home, yeah, I also think she should be in stockings and suspenders high heels and sexy lingerie, but that’s a personal preference.
So what's wrong with the paragraph above, well nothing really, let me break it down, like I said I love women, I really do believe that I should provide for my partner, but in return I think she should reciprocate by keeping the house clean, she has to live there as well don’t forget, so nothing wrong with that statement, should she be cooking me dinner, well that depends, I love cooking so most of the time, if I can I will cook for us, but most days I work 8am – 9pm so don’t get home until 10pm, so it nice to have dinner ready and a glass of my favourite Bourbon ready, I don’t think that’s unreasonable, the Stockings etc is just my fetish so nothing to do with it really, but while in conversation at work I did say that I thought a woman’s place is in the home, tongue in cheek, my god, you would have thought I had murdered a small child and ate them, the tor-raid of abuse I got was incredible, now I am known a bit of a wind up and joker, so I was a little shocked, but once they took the bait I was away, it ended up with most of the guys saying to me after that they did believe that what I said was ok, but would not admit that to the women taking part in the conversation, however, I stuck to my guns and fought my corner, so I am now known as a Misogynistic Pig, I can live with that, but on a serious note are we now all too PC? Both my son and I believe we really are, however the LGBT community will die out if they don’t have sex with the opposite sex, Any Lesbians looking for sex, bring your partner and I will sort you both out? Tresbians would be even better, that's 3 lesbians for those that don't know, The lesbian thing's a joke, a bad one but still a joke, lighten up people.