Come on Christmas is CRAP no matter which way you look at it, families who hate each other get together and have fights, most divorces are because of Xmas, and then there's the drunken idiots, you got to love a young women so pissed she can't stand up and ends up on the street with her legs and arse in the air for people with mobile phones to take photos and post them on Facebook.
People just use Xmas as an excuse to get as pissed as possible and eat as much as they can so they can try and loose the weight they have put on in the New Year.
So what will I be doing at Xmas, the same as everyone else, but I will have my Bah Humbug hat on throughout the 2 days of hell, we wont have turkey, it will be Pork, Beef and Ham, I will give my son loads of presents and in return i will get some socks, no matter how many time I tell him no presents for me, he has to buy something. As for my partner/girlfriend, she want beauty products 'you can;'t make a silk purse etc' but she will try, and I will get some crap that she want's me to have, not what I want, but what she says I need, For Fucks Sake, I don't need another cardigan or shirt or scarf, get me a voucher for the local brothel, I would be a lot happier.
At work they have already started getting ready by the secret Santa shit they do every year, I told them to go fuck their selves, I am the wrong person to be part of that load of bollocks, at the moment they are all being sickly sweet to each other in the hope they get something decent, I did think I should take part and get a pigs trotter for whoever I got from the list, that would have been interesting. All the desks have Xmas lights on them and decorations and trees are everywhere, they are calling me a grumpy git, well there ya go, they finally got the message, thank fuck for that.
Anyway, enough I say, I am off to my friends house, Eb, and his little green friend, we will have a few glasses of fine port, some cheese and grapes and chat about how to stop Xmas next year.
Happy Not Xmas.