So once again here in the UK it's half term, meaning the little buggers we call students have a week of to create mischief and merry hell, so I thought why not us, I mean the responsible adults who spend all our time setting good examples to these lazy little bastards?
So I have been thinking what can I do? then I realised there is nothing that I really want to do that I have not already done, however, I was thinking of leaving some chocolates on some of the female teachers desk with a condom inside? may raise a few eyebrows, get a few of these frumpy old birds nether regions twitching? or just do a Paul Newman in 'Cool Hand Luke' and cut the heads of a parking meter, then I suddenly realised that parking meters do not exist around here it's all pay and display.
As I get older I find it more and more difficult to act like a child, except for the incontinence and the pile of pills on my bedside cabinet, stoping me from falling over, they say we go through a second childhood as we get older, I can't wait, Now wheres my catapult.
So I have been thinking what can I do? then I realised there is nothing that I really want to do that I have not already done, however, I was thinking of leaving some chocolates on some of the female teachers desk with a condom inside? may raise a few eyebrows, get a few of these frumpy old birds nether regions twitching? or just do a Paul Newman in 'Cool Hand Luke' and cut the heads of a parking meter, then I suddenly realised that parking meters do not exist around here it's all pay and display.
As I get older I find it more and more difficult to act like a child, except for the incontinence and the pile of pills on my bedside cabinet, stoping me from falling over, they say we go through a second childhood as we get older, I can't wait, Now wheres my catapult.
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