So, once again half term is here and nearly over, I spend most of my time marking during this week, but my mind has been somewhere else this week, my new workshop, my new tools and my new drone, yes, a really cool HD camera drone, why a drone you may ask, why not I reply, I have a thing about flying remote control objects, I have build and flown Planes, Helicopter and small quadcopter's but never a fully functioning drone, it can fly up to 350 meters away from me so more than enough distance and to a height of 1000 feet, can't wait to try it at the weekend, all i need to do now is find a way to make some money from this thing, I know my first job is to inspect my roof, I suspect I may have a tile loose, I hate ladders.
I have been talking today to a workmate, yes I see him as a friend, about being grumpy, he is very much like me in his grumpiness, we like a good moan from time to time, we have been called the Waldorf & Statler of the college, when we are alone together we plot how to wind the rest of the staff up, we chose subjects that we know will make people rise up in arms against us, as an example, we were discussing the changing sexualities today, in our day MrG as I will call my friend is 62, there were Lesbians and Homosexuals, that was it , but today we have Pansexuals, Omnisexuals, Polysexuals, Asexuals, Demisexuals, Intersexuals, Agender, Genderfluid, Bigender, Non-binaries, Androsexuals, Gynesexuals, Skoliosexuals and me a confirmed and hardened Hetrosexual, WTF is going on, the list I have just stated is just the tip of the iceberg, there are several other weird sexual types, so, MrG and I were discussing afore mentioned sexuality of the students as most are now easily offended if you say the wrong thing, I am often called a misogynist pig by a couple of the female staff her, to which I reply 'bend over the table and I will show you misogyny', at which point they fuck off somewhere to lick their wounds. They have more chance of seeing a Gender-Fluid Badger than us changing the way we are.
So, are we grumpy? Yeah, we are but it's normally done in good humour, but they don't see it that way, but who gives a fuck because I don't.
I will leave you with this thought, am I a lesbian because I am sexually attracted to women?
Nuff said.
I have been talking today to a workmate, yes I see him as a friend, about being grumpy, he is very much like me in his grumpiness, we like a good moan from time to time, we have been called the Waldorf & Statler of the college, when we are alone together we plot how to wind the rest of the staff up, we chose subjects that we know will make people rise up in arms against us, as an example, we were discussing the changing sexualities today, in our day MrG as I will call my friend is 62, there were Lesbians and Homosexuals, that was it , but today we have Pansexuals, Omnisexuals, Polysexuals, Asexuals, Demisexuals, Intersexuals, Agender, Genderfluid, Bigender, Non-binaries, Androsexuals, Gynesexuals, Skoliosexuals and me a confirmed and hardened Hetrosexual, WTF is going on, the list I have just stated is just the tip of the iceberg, there are several other weird sexual types, so, MrG and I were discussing afore mentioned sexuality of the students as most are now easily offended if you say the wrong thing, I am often called a misogynist pig by a couple of the female staff her, to which I reply 'bend over the table and I will show you misogyny', at which point they fuck off somewhere to lick their wounds. They have more chance of seeing a Gender-Fluid Badger than us changing the way we are.
So, are we grumpy? Yeah, we are but it's normally done in good humour, but they don't see it that way, but who gives a fuck because I don't.
I will leave you with this thought, am I a lesbian because I am sexually attracted to women?
Nuff said.
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