I have been talking today to a workmate, yes I see him as a friend, about being grumpy, he is very much like me in his grumpiness, we like a good moan from time to time, we have been called the Waldorf & Statler of the college, when we are alone together we plot how to wind the rest of the staff up, we chose subjects that we know will make people rise up in arms against us, as an example, we were discussing the changing sexualities today, in our day MrG as I will call my friend is 62, there were Lesbians and Homosexuals, that was it , but today we have Pansexuals, Omnisexuals, Polysexuals, Asexuals, Demisexuals, Intersexuals, Agender, Genderfluid, Bigender, Non-binaries, Androsexuals, Gynesexuals, Skoliosexuals and me a confirmed and hardened Hetrosexual, WTF is going on, the list I have just stated is just the tip of the iceberg, there are several other weird sexual types, so, MrG and I were discussing afore mentioned sexuality of the students as most are now easily offended if you say the wrong thing, I am often called a misogynist pig by a couple of the female staff her, to which I reply 'bend over the table and I will show you misogyny', at which point they fuck off somewhere to lick their wounds. They have more chance of seeing a Gender-Fluid Badger than us changing the way we are.
So, are we grumpy? Yeah, we are but it's normally done in good humour, but they don't see it that way, but who gives a fuck because I don't.
I will leave you with this thought, am I a lesbian because I am sexually attracted to women?